Archive for May, 2006

Who are you?

May 27, 2006

He comes out of his home and on the road he stares at girls, whistles at them, passes lewd remarks, in the bus he keeps his hand on the hand of unknown girls, purposefully stands in a way that all of his body touches theirs, and touches them without permission. Many times he crosses the limit and in crowded places he grabs or pinches breasts of ladies or other parts of their bodies.

He laughs these things off, he does this ‘just for fun’. “So what? I just had some fun with a girl; it’s not a rape or murder?”

At home, he has a mother, a wife, a sister and a daughter. Poor ladies, they don’t know that their own son/husband/brother/father, teases girls ‘for fun’ just like many men on road tease them. Every-single-day.

So are you victim, perpetrator or a mute spectator to eve teasing?

BlankNoiseProject is doing interventions tomorrow in 5 major cities of the country, against the evil of On-Street Sexual Harassment. Details Here.You don't want to be  a mute spectator, do you?

Just Chill

May 24, 2006

One of the most amazing and creative wars on earth today is the Cola War which is fought in the battlefield of advertising. Every summer Pepsi and Coca Cola come up with new advertising campaigns for their respective array of carbonated drinks available in market and compete fiercely for that grand prize called Market Share. In the process the war sometimes also gets ugly with some below the belt advertising - creating spoofs on rival advertising campaign.

Now, I am no advertising guru, but observing commercials and weighing them on my personal criteria has always been kind of a hobby for me. I have my own personal choice, as a consumer and as a keen observer of advertisements. So here is my countdown on the advertisements of various carbonated drinks being aired this summer. The spoof advertisements have not been considered.

# 10. Pepsi TV
With the amazing star lineup that Pepsi has always enjoyed, the first part of this campaign was an immediate eye catcher. The inimitable SRK along with hotties Kareena and Priyanka created that much needed curiosity about Pepsi TV. But after all the hoopla over pepsi TV, came the second part of the campaign - and it was such a huge disappointment. Pepsi was expected to be more creative and much more witty. But alas, Kareena and Priyanka while describing the concept of Pepsi TV, sound dumb bimbos - and nothing more. Also the kind of loose language used - like Kareena commanding SRK 'Muh khol' and the cable guy asserting 'khula hi to hai' - does not help Pepsi's cause anywhere.
This campaign was built around a loose concept and expectedly sounded too dumb. For the sheer waste of the amazing star power on Pepsi's side, this campaign earns the lowest spot in my rankings. Pepsi people, Yeh Dil Maange More…

# 9. 7 Up – Sabse cool (??)
Ah! Why would any brand want to get disassociated with sizzling hot, sexy and oh! so glamorous Yana Gupta in the first place? and then even if they do, why in the world would they want to replace Yana with Mallika of all the people? Isn't entire country already sick enough of her boobs, and she is asking for more curves? Ah! I know, Yana Gupta is not that visible and popular these days, even though she has some class associated with her. But Mallika, though she is crass (and crasser when she opens her mouth), she also is more 'visible' and is always in news for one reason for another.
Having said that Mallika looks particularly ugly in the advertisement - and even Fido seems to be wanting to get rid of her by converting her into a bottle. Though I wonder how many people would still want to put that bottle on their lips to drink 7up? Yaaakkk!!!

# 8. Mirinda.. oh! oooh!!
Ah! Aaah!! The ad spotting Zayed Khan, tries hard to sound n look cool and all that. But just like his movies, this commercial too does not cut much ice.

# 7. Fanta – Masti ka Chataka
A trying to act naughty Rani Mukherjee also tries to rhyme pathetically. I am still unable to understand what were the creative minds behind this commercial thinking? (..pun much intended)

# 6. Sprite –Clear Hai!
Now sprite is traditionally known for being the spoof experiment lab of Coke. But this time they bring in Indian Tennis sensation Sania Mirza. A very unglamorous and boring campaign to inform people the same old gyan. My verdict – Failure Hai!

# 5. Mountain Due
Continuing on their unusual adventure theme, this year mountain due dudes are feeling lazy. But even their laziness is no less adventurous. Without any star power at their side - they simply stick to their theme and communicate their message.

# 4. ThumsUp
Akshay Kumar literally tastes the thunder this time around. With Brilliant camera work, cool special effects and the ultimate dude of Bollywood - Akshay Kumar, ThumsUp lives up to its macho image. Thumbs-up to ThumsUp.

# 3. Coke - Thande Ka Tadka
Though there is nothing too special with this ad, and rather squeeky voice of Aishwarya does irritate you - the ad still manages to catch attention. Aishwarya looks different and the rhymings isn't all that bad. In the absence of any better ad campaigns this year - Thande Ka Tadka manages to sizzle, but just a bit.

# 2. Coke - Japani Amir
Coke ads featuring Amir have always been a class apart. And even this time Amir succeeds in making the viewers smile with his small performance as a Japanese looking Indian guy. In one word - Effective.

# 1. Limca - Boondon mein
The Limca ad this year is the clear front runner among all the commercials aired this year by soft drink industry. A wonderful jingle, nice choreography and an overall very refreshing look does the trick. Even after the ad is finished, the viewer is likely to find himself humming the ‘boondon mein’ jingle. Even without any celebrity Limca proves to be the coolest one.

Special Mention – Appy fizz
Since my countdown was restricted to the cola war, I could not include Appy Fizz in it. Appy fizz, in my opinion, have come up with most interesting ad campaign this summer. Their ad campaign ‘A cool drink to hang out with’ strikes the chord with the young urban of today very easily. The innovative concept of being friends with the drink, and that too with such coolness immediately catches your attention. My personal favorite.

In the end of this countdown I leave you with some Coca Cola India commercials which were aired in previous years. Enjoy these.

Update: (25th May'06)

Talking of creative advertising, I came across this. And I am still laughing :D
have a look, it's worth it.

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e-protest

May 20, 2006

Nikhil, has come up with this unique way of protesting against government's Divide and Rule (read Reservations) policy. He suggests a strategy to divide the polity instead. And he has already done what he suggested.

Go through his full post, and decide for yourself.

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Terrorists in Uniform

May 15, 2006

Yes, I am talking about the Police force in India. Though every state has it's own Police Department, and they function independently - there is something which is very common among the police forces of various states of India. It's corruption, it's being a puppet of politicians, it's being Terrorists in Uniform.

I know I can be accused of Generalizing here. But what else can you say when you see that a group of students protesting against Reservation policy of government, are beaten up brutally by the police force? Are we living in a free democratic country? I hear that the students were dealt that way because they were obstructing traffic. Okay, I agree that obstructing traffic is totally wrong, but is this the way you treat a peaceful protest march? And what about those VIP's who obstruct the traffic every time they travel on the road? and what about those various political rallies which see the entire city coming to a stand still, and what about those rowdy rally supporters and party activists who think they own the entire city's infrastructure and go on destroying public property and mistreating (even beating up) common public on roads/trains/buses, just because they think that this is the way to exercise there right to protest? What does the Police do then?

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More on Plagiarism…

May 9, 2006

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

- Albert Einstein.

Alec Smart said, "Is there any truth in the rumour that Kaavya Viswanathan has been appointed brand ambassador for Xerox?" 

- Bachi Karkaria.

Plagiarised from TOI.

An Unfulfilled Wish…

May 1, 2006

Do I even need to say,
That I have loved you a lot.
I no longer even pray, (for us)
But I have loved you a lot.

It can't be done,
But if one can measure
The bond we shared,
My love and our pleasure.

it'd breach the limits
Of the sky.
It'd spill the oceans,
Get all of them dry.

It wasn't all,
believe me, I am sure.
Had you given us a chance,
I would have loved you even more.

I'll live through my life
having madeup, without a kiss.
I know I'll die
With an unfulfilled wish.

'Ah! I couldn't love you enough'.